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Addiction

11.26.2010 § 1

JC~I have an addictive personality. I'm not going to lie 'bout this sort of thing. If it's a song I can listen to the same song 24 hours everyday for weeks straight. If it's a food I can eat it for breakfast, lunch, linner and dinner. If it's a cartoon/movie I can waste days wikipedia-ing facts and information about the actors and their respective  "universes." You get the idea. I have to be very selective when I try to pick up hobbies during the school year or else I'm pretty sure I would just fail out of university. Out of sheer procrastination. If I could major in Stalking or Procrastination with a minor in Napping life would be amazing. I would be at the top of my field.

I know what you're thinking at this point though: "Why don't you just have self control?" My response to that is: I'm working on it. =____=

Now I'm sure that y'all who are taking the time to read this are wondering where the story is going. It all began on a summer day when my boyfriend and I were walking around Taipei. I'm easily distracted by noises, shiny things and flashing lights....and because of this I usually notice immediately when an arcade is nearby. Nestled within this particular arcade was a machine. A flashing, loud, behemoth of a machine that everyone and their mom was playing on. I had to figure out what this was. I mean it looked like this:




Who's ever seen anything that looked like that before?! In an arcade! I was only used to things like the DJ game, one of the Dance Dance Revolution incarnations, or the guitar/drum/oboe/musical instrument games. From the hordes of people surrounding the machine it was clear that this game was very popular, and that only piqued my interest even more. From standing behind people awkwardly I had gleaned several basic facts about this game: 1.) It was music based, 2.) With each beat you tapped one of the sixteen squares on the main interface, 3.) People are really intense about it, 4.) It was called Jubeat Knits. Now, knowing all of this I wanted to play. 

So I dragged my boyfriend over awkwardly, and took one of the stations that wasn't occupied. I looked up at him, back at the machine and wiggled his hand a little. He gave me one of those pointed man looks and sighed. "Do you want some change?" A nod. "How much is it?" A shrug. At this point a sizable line of teenage boys had gathered behind us, and it was clear they were waiting for the machine. Immediately I was intimidated. They all had...cards. Why? One of them was frantically practicing patterns in the air, another was getting his Jubeats gloves out, and the other was just judging me and my awkward interactions with the Jubeats machine. I am awkward normally, but I get more awkward when people start watching me play a video game...and I get even more awkward when I happen to suck at that particular video game. My fight or flight reactions kicked in, and after 19 years of nervous, awkward social interaction I did the thing that came naturally to me in times of stress. I grabbed the boif's hand and fled. 

My second flirtation with this machine would come later with KC and some other friends in a shady arcade in Ximending. I don't remember the details, but I somehow got to the machine and inserted the correct number of coins. The game had started. I was selecting music. I chose a song. During the waiting period for the song to start the machine started searching for other players, I had assumed it was searching locally within the arcade, but no. This machine had WIFI capability and was looking for people who were playing that same song all over greater Asia. WHAAAT. It had found me some opponents in Hong Kong and Tokyo for me to fight. I nearly wet myself. Why. I thought this was supposed to be a private thing!? I had performance anxiety. Then the song started. Lights started flashing. Seizure inducing lights. It looked like this (obviously I wasn't as good as this guy, but you get the idea): 
I don't know what happened. 一片空白。All of a sudden the music stopped and I came back to my senses. I was shaking and sweaty. I felt like I had just talked to a cute boy. Then I realized that I had cleared the song. Not only that, but I also came in first. EEEEH. I played two more rounds and had reasonable success. I was already addicted to this game, and I thought I couldn't love it anymore...until I was introduced to their crazy ranking system. I was a lemon with a jubility level of .13, and due to my success I had gotten an achievement. That achievement materialized in the form of virtual yarn that I could use to knit virtual sweaters which would then translate into unlocking hidden songs. I KNOW! AMAZING, RIGHT!? At this point cards made sense, for 120$NT you can buy a Konami e-Amusement card to save your ranking, unlocked songs, progress, and use that card to interface with other games. Needless to say I bought one.

Since that day I have been a woman possessed. I've since graduated from a beginner lemon to an intermediate bumble bee. JUBEATS.

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Some Real-Time Updates

11.09.2010 § 0

KC. During the seldom times I manage to catch a conversation with my Toronto friends, they always seem to mention one thing: "Katherine, you never update your blogs anymore!"

I will admit - I don't update as frequently anymore on either of the blogs. AHH SORRY! Forgive me please. Whenever I look at my Lightroom archive, the number of pictures waiting to be edited, resized, cropped, uploaded and captioned, is not pleasant at all. I do not feel overjoyed and want to run around in the bright green pastures found in The Sound of Music. Instead I feel dread and guilt overcoming me. At the moment, I have 999 photos on just FOOD alone, categorized into 60 folders, all taken within the 2 months I've been here in Taipei. Then again, I took over 400 photos at the Flora Expo Concert and probably 100 on Jay Chou alone. Yes, I am freaky. Leave now if you are scared.

This week and the next week are midterm weeks, hence JC and I will be busy studying last-minute during this time. Then we're going to stay overnight at Jiufen 九份 next weekend. But I decided if I really want to blog all the pictures I've taken, I will need to start putting some time aside every week to simply blog. Otherwise, it'll take me until the year 2050 to finish blogging my Taiwan exchange. And at that time, I'll be too old to be starring at the computer screen for more than 10 minutes.

SO... I'll have you guys know that my Lightroom archive truly does haunt my dreams at night (and frequently too), we're still alive, and we'll update at least once a week from on :)

I'll end this post with some pictures to let you know what we're learning in Chinese class.




Cheap Laughs

11.03.2010 § 0

JC~Frankly speaking, as a tourist in any Asian country you will definitely see three things: 1.) Asians, 2.) Misappropriated English, and 3.)Terribly Translated English. For tourists finding these hilarious translations has turned into a kind of bizarre scavenger hunt. Engrish is everywhere...in menus, slogans, t-shirts, shops, and signs. Essentially anywhere that has printed text you can find a potential Engrish GEM. THE WORLD IS YOUR PLAYGROUND.  


Although admittedly I don't go around looking for misappropriated, mistranslated English hilarity I wanted to share a few choice gems I've found with you. I hope you laugh, smile or at least smirk and enjoy. 

Obama, Mandela, and Pele Coffee. Respectively American Roast, African Roast, and Brazilian Roast. Pele was the most popular.

Black Person Toothpaste

Not to be outdone....White Person Mouthwash!!

...what.

All I could think was "FUCK YOU LOVE" D=<
There are two things in the world that can't be joked: Marriage and Potato.

TEEHEE.

PS There was also a clothing tag that read "Fuck to Wash", but I can't seem to find that photo. =( Despair abounds.

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=O

10.15.2010 § 1

JC. KC is going to be so mad at me. Real post soon...I promise. However this news was too exciting not to share. 7-11 has an anime.

Receipt Lottery

10.04.2010 § 1

JC. When you arrive in Taiwan you will immediately notice two things when dealing with money.

The first being that in most establishments you will never ever have to tip. If you've been born and raised in places where "tipping" mandatory, represents the level of service you receive, and in some cases is an integral tool in picking up the waitress or waiter...it will be strange not leaving tip. At first, not tipping may be unnatural to you, but in Asia it is perfectly NORMAL. In fact, I've tried to give tip before and the cashier simply gave it back to me looking confused. So don't pull a social faux pas like I did! Unless the restaurant/dining establishment clearly states they add a service charge, you shouldn't worry about the tip.

Secondly, most places you go will give you a receipt. Unless it's from street vendors or any other place where is seems doubtful they have a receipt machine. I mean you'll know. =P However if you decline this receipt, the cashier will look at you strangely and insist that you take it.  Then you'll set off a chain of events. You'll say that you don't need it because you just bought one drink, you don't want extra garbage, you can keep it etc. He or She will push it towards you. You will turn away and try to leave. The cashier will follow you. You'll start to run. The Cashier will start to run. Eventually, they will hunt you down and you'll end up taking the receipt. You'll ask yourself why. Why are all Taiwanese people so insistent about giving receipts? Let me tell you what's up.  

Each receipt is a lottery ticket. 

According to tealit.com, a website for foreigners, the Taiwanese government invented the receipt lottery to keep stores more honest about their total sales. With a $2 million dollar prize and a free lottery ticket the Taiwanese government assumed that customers would start demanding receipts from the cashiers. The more receipts issued, the more records of shop transactions there are. Thus leading to more accurate bookkeeping. A good deal for everyone. =)

Now, receipts look like this: 
LOTTOOOOO

The highlighted numbers at the top are what you need to pay attention to. 

There are two ways you can "win":

Grand prize: $2 million dollars. There are three chances, meaning three different numbers, that are "winners". The requirements are that all the numbers at the top part of your receipt need to match the official lottery numbers. Every single one. Pretty simple. =) 

The second way you can win cash, is from the "regular" prize numbers: There are three sets of prize numbers, and depending on how many numbers that match from your original receipt. If the last three numbers match (in the picture above 042) the official numbers, you will win $200 NT. If you have four matching numbers you will win $1000 NT, five matching numbers will give you $4000 NT, six matching numbers will award you $10,000 NT, seven numbers will land you $40,000, and eight identical matching numbers will win you $200,000 NT. Remember they have to be the identical to the numbers announced starting from the last three digits. 

The winning numbers are announced on the 25th of every odd month, and you can collect receipts for up to two months. For example the receipts from July (7)- to August (8), will be announced on the 25th of September (9). For $200 dollar prizes you can go to your closest 7-11 and claim your prize there, but to cash in larger amounts you have to go to a lotto center. 

When I heard of this I was excited. No, excited would probably be an understatement. I was crazed. I was absolutely sure that I would win something. Unfortunately when I had heard about the lottery I had already thrown out a bunch of my receipts. Fortunately a few good friends of mine were leaving (Alex, Kristy, Benson =P) and very kindly decided to give me the receipts that they had been hoarding. In addition to my own receipts I had a small paper army.
This may not look like a lot, but it was. 

I eagerly awaited Sept 25, when the first draw of lottery numbers would come out. In the meantime I shamelessly asked my friends for their receipts, divided up my purchases at the 7, and tried to buy as many things as possible. In my mind these were the ultimate strategies to win, the road to victory. I was already imagining the expensive meal I would eat with my multiple lottery winnings. Finally, the day had arrived and I had recruited KC to help me read through my mountain of receipts. We poured through them meticulously, checking one after another to see if we had won anything. Looking, scanning, comparing, analyzing....

Finally, we reached the last receipt and were completely and utterly dismayed. Nothing! DX DESPAIR. 

GAH. Next time lottery. NEXT TIME. 

Foreigners can check out the lottery numbers/rules here!

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7-11

10.02.2010 § 0

JC. When most people think of 7-11 they usually have a stereotypical image of a dingy corner store, a grumpy clerk sitting behind the counter, stacks of Mountain Dew, Cheetos, Oreos, and other miscellaneous snacks filling all the shelves that aren't taken up by cigarettes, condoms, or alcohol. I bet most of you would be surprised if I told you that during this exchange I basically lived inside 7-11. Yes, like western 7-11 stores, the ones in Asia are also open 24 hours and 7 days a week. However, the shopping atmosphere is unlike anything I've ever experienced. The only thing I can tell you is that Asian 7-11s, and the whole convenience store culture, is completely and absolutely different than what we "westerners" perceive efficiency and convenience to be. The 7 will become an integral part of your life if you're an exchange student, visitor, or a future resident of Taiwan. For indeed, it literally has almost everything.

First of all right outside my dorm is the largest 7, as Taiwanese locals lovingly call it, that I have ever seen. It even has mascots! 7-11 has mascots you say? Yes, they are RIGHT HERE.
In addition to the plethora of wonderful things that 7 sells, Taiwanese 7-11s constantly have product promotions going on to reward your loyalty as a 7 customer. At the moment for every $60 NT you spend at 7 the cashier gives you a sticker, and the stickers act as a form of currency. If you accumulate 30 stickers you can trade them in for a physical prize, buy some select 7 products, or use them as coupons in larger stores and restaurants around the area (i.e. Coldstones, Starbucks, Dominoes, Afternoon Tea, etc.)

The interior of 7 is even more amazing. It is well lit, well stocked, and is very perceivably clean. Although 7 does sell junk food their stock selection is wide and diversified. Produce? Fruits? Oden? Riceballs? Tea? Ice cream? Breakfast and freshly baked bread? Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.


7 also stocks basic sundries, like toothpaste, clothing detergent, and a small selection of makeup and facial products. But did you know some of them also sell mattresses? Blankets? Pillows? SIM cards for your cell phone(s)? For the price that they offer the products are pretty decent.

7 also offers some basic business-y functions for busy individuals and poor students: you can print, copy and fax documents, all for less than $.10 US. Taking a turn for the domestic, most Taiwanese people and some exchange students, also can pay their water, electricity and phone bills at 7.

If you're an exchange student, 7 is one or the most important places for planning your adventures around the island. The little green kiosk that offers printing and music show & concert tickets, also sells High Speed Rail tickets. The HSR, is literally the fastest and most convenient way to get around the island. And as of two days ago, 7 got even more convenient. You can now purchase airplane tickets at your nearest and most accessible 7.

AWESOME.

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Views

10.01.2010 § 0

JC. I've always wanted to start a blog! Even though I've never been the journal type, and my photography skills are quite shoddy....I'll do my best! So I'll have to take a couple of notes from KC's book. =P I'm glad I met her, she's seriously amazing. =)


::lol::

 But meeting people is only one of the perks that I get...Taiwan is beautiful, and almost everyday I'm awed by what I'm surrounded by. Here are some images of mine, and although my camera isn't as good as Kat's, I hope you enjoy them. =D

At Danshui

This was a brief break during the typhoon


Fulong Beach

This is what I wake up to every morning
This is what I fall asleep to every night 
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The iphone 4

9.30.2010 § 0

While walking back to dorm today...

JC: Hey, you know how the iphone 4 has that reception problem, where if you hold it in a certain way, there's no reception.
KC: *nodds* Okay, go on.
JC: And then Apple started giving away free cases for the iphone 4 to solve this problem in every country except Taiwan, where many of its components are made! So now the Taiwanese people are angry and are going to sue Apple!
KC: Umm... I was in the same class with you today when we heard that.

We Are Lonely

9.25.2010 § 0

But at least we're lonely together. <3

-JC