JC~Frankly speaking, as a tourist in any Asian country you will definitely see three things: 1.) Asians, 2.) Misappropriated English, and 3.)Terribly Translated English. For tourists finding these hilarious translations has turned into a kind of bizarre scavenger hunt. Engrish is everywhere...in menus, slogans, t-shirts, shops, and signs. Essentially anywhere that has printed text you can find a potential Engrish GEM. THE WORLD IS YOUR PLAYGROUND.
Although admittedly I don't go around looking for misappropriated, mistranslated English hilarity I wanted to share a few choice gems I've found with you. I hope you laugh, smile or at least smirk and enjoy.
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Obama, Mandela, and Pele Coffee. Respectively American Roast, African Roast, and Brazilian Roast. Pele was the most popular.
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Black Person Toothpaste
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Not to be outdone....White Person Mouthwash!! |
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...what. |
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All I could think was "FUCK YOU LOVE" D=< |
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There are two things in the world that can't be joked: Marriage and Potato. |
TEEHEE.
PS There was also a clothing tag that read "Fuck to Wash", but I can't seem to find that photo. =( Despair abounds.
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